Yes my dear Viewer folk, i'm back!
It's the return of one of your loving PotterWatch producers Rodent; with a special annoucement.
Whilst on my travels, i've heard some rather strange things. Is it the truth, you ask?
I believe so.
During my 5 days at Alton, the word among fellow Potter Fanatics that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named was once again thwarted by the-boy-who-lived. It was rumered that Harry Potter, the chosen one, the boy who lived, was cornered with his best friends Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger at Malfoy Manor, and he managed to escape with the missing Gringotts Goblin Griphook, Mr. Olivander the wand maker, Luna Lovegood and possable muggle-born Dean Thomas.
It was told that they escaped with meer luck.
Was it luck? Or did they have help from an outsider?
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Thursday 27 August 2009
Tuesday 25 August 2009
Voldemort Spotted
The Dark Lord has been spotted in the small village of Godricks Hollow. It is reported that nobody was hurt or killed.
Reports also suggest that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger were also in the town on the same night. This may explain why Voldemort was sen lurking around with his wand in hand.
Rapier
Thursday 20 August 2009
Rodents Absence
Rodent will be absent from the blog for the next few days as she is out on an excursion on behalf of PotterWatch.
Myself and River will be present and will keep you updated with the latest developments,
Rapier
Wednesday 19 August 2009
Do you vomit, when you open the paper?
Are you sick from what the prophets gonna say?
Are you paralized, by the ministry's lies?
It'd be nice to get some real news today.
We loose our power when we loose our voice,
you can't let Cornelius Fudge make your choice!
We're not brainwashed like Gilderoy Lockhart,
just because we won't accept anyone's lies or rules.
You Can't Let The Daily Prophet make your choice!
Save The Quibbler - Gred And Forge
from the album, Rocking out against Voldymedia!
Rodent.
Are you sick from what the prophets gonna say?
Are you paralized, by the ministry's lies?
It'd be nice to get some real news today.
We loose our power when we loose our voice,
you can't let Cornelius Fudge make your choice!
We're not brainwashed like Gilderoy Lockhart,
just because we won't accept anyone's lies or rules.
You Can't Let The Daily Prophet make your choice!
Save The Quibbler - Gred And Forge
from the album, Rocking out against Voldymedia!
Rodent.
Tuesday 18 August 2009
Monday 17 August 2009
News
I apologise for my temporary absence from the internet, it was due to a number of house-calls in my area by those 'charming' Death Eaters; and i've finally found a secure location to blog.
(:
Right, now's time for me to get started on what the WWN (Wizard Wireless Network) doesn't think is important to publish. In Gladdley, a muggle family of five have been found dead in their home. Muggle police believe it was a 'gas-leak' but i've been informed by members of the Order Of The Phoenix that it was the killing curse.
Also, to our deepest regret and sadness, the remains of Bathilda Bagshot has been discovered in Godrics Hollow. It appears that she had been dead for a while, but her body showed signs that may have been inflicted by Dark Magic.
Unless you've been taken refugee at the bottem of a garden pond or somewhere similar, then our readers will be aware that You-Know-Who's plan of 'hiding in the shadows' is creating a nice little climate of panic. Mind you, if all the sightings of him were true, we'd have about nineteen You-Know-Who's running around the place. So people, lets calm down a bit; things are bad enough without inventing stuff aswell.
'For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.'
Rodent.
(:
Right, now's time for me to get started on what the WWN (Wizard Wireless Network) doesn't think is important to publish. In Gladdley, a muggle family of five have been found dead in their home. Muggle police believe it was a 'gas-leak' but i've been informed by members of the Order Of The Phoenix that it was the killing curse.
Also, to our deepest regret and sadness, the remains of Bathilda Bagshot has been discovered in Godrics Hollow. It appears that she had been dead for a while, but her body showed signs that may have been inflicted by Dark Magic.
Unless you've been taken refugee at the bottem of a garden pond or somewhere similar, then our readers will be aware that You-Know-Who's plan of 'hiding in the shadows' is creating a nice little climate of panic. Mind you, if all the sightings of him were true, we'd have about nineteen You-Know-Who's running around the place. So people, lets calm down a bit; things are bad enough without inventing stuff aswell.
'For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.'
Rodent.
Friday 14 August 2009
PotterWatch Banners
I am starting to try and make banners for this blog but as i have never done banners before they are not going to be great. I will keep improving them as i learn more about making them.
Rapier
Citizens Of PotterWatch
Dear Citizens of PotterWatch, Rodent here, and it's to my dismay that i have to inform you about You-Know-Who's abrupt re-birth, and his power-hungry madness.
As you all may be aware, You-Know-Who has taken control of everything: The Ministry, the media, even the owl post!
His crazyness must be stopped at ALL COSTS.
But how?
By following in our footsteps, PotterWatch will reign all, and defeat the 'mighty dark lord' he-who-must-not-be-named.
Rodent.
As you all may be aware, You-Know-Who has taken control of everything: The Ministry, the media, even the owl post!
His crazyness must be stopped at ALL COSTS.
But how?
By following in our footsteps, PotterWatch will reign all, and defeat the 'mighty dark lord' he-who-must-not-be-named.
Rodent.
PotterWatch On The Internet!
Voldemort has taken over the media!
Voldemort has already taken control of The Daily Prophet, The Quibbler and even Wikipedia!
We have to work against him. So Potter watch is spreading through the internet!
Hogwarts Extreme (HEX): http://www.hexrpg.com/forum/thread.php?forum=20&thread=324577
We will fight against the Voldemedia!
PotterWatch Creator Rapier
Monday 10 August 2009
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