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I apologise for my temporary absence from the internet, it was due to a number of house-calls in my area by those 'charming' Death Eaters; and i've finally found a secure location to blog.

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Right, now's time for me to get started on what the WWN (Wizard Wireless Network) doesn't think is important to publish. In Gladdley, a muggle family of five have been found dead in their home. Muggle police believe it was a 'gas-leak' but i've been informed by members of the Order Of The Phoenix that it was the killing curse.
Also, to our deepest regret and sadness, the remains of Bathilda Bagshot has been discovered in Godrics Hollow. It appears that she had been dead for a while, but her body showed signs that may have been inflicted by Dark Magic.

Unless you've been taken refugee at the bottem of a garden pond or somewhere similar, then our readers will be aware that You-Know-Who's plan of 'hiding in the shadows' is creating a nice little climate of panic. Mind you, if all the sightings of him were true, we'd have about nineteen You-Know-Who's running around the place. So people, lets calm down a bit; things are bad enough without inventing stuff aswell.
'For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.'

Rodent.